If Zombies Knock, Do You Answer the Door?
Picture this: you’re deep in your bunker, shelves lined with home-canned green beans, and suddenly there’s a polite (well, maybe not so polite) knock at your door. You peek through the periscope (or peephole, if you’re less fancy) and there they are—zombies! Do you A) offer them a mason jar of pickled beets to see if it calms them down, B) pretend you’re not home and hope they don’t notice the garden gnomes guarding the entrance, or C) try to teach them about crop rotation
