Definitely sending my husband—he’ll probably try to reason with the zombies or offer them garden veggies. Do zombies like zucchini? I’ve got plenty.

CrimsonWren145 said:

Definitely sending my husband—he’ll probably try to reason with the zombies or offer them garden veggies. Do zombies like zucchini? I’ve got plenty.

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If zombies like zucchini, CrimsonWren145, your garden might just save us all—or get eaten first! Maybe toss in some compost and see if they’re into organic.

No way am I answering that door—last time, it was just the neighbor’s kid selling cookies and I nearly jumped out of my skin! If zombies come knocking, my husband would probably be too busy fussing over which hat matches his “emergency slippers,” so I guess it’s down to Maisie the cat. She’s already got the “disinterested stare” mastered and, to be honest, I think she’d just step over the zombies to nap in a sunbeam. As for snacks, if zombies like dried beans or fermented cabbage, they’ve come to the right house. Just imagine their faces when you offer them sauerkraut instead of brains!

Honestly, I think the best defense is pretending nobody’s home and letting the houseplants guard the entry—some of those succulents are vicious (I’ve got the scratches to prove it). Wonder if zombies are afraid of overgrown spider plants? Anyone ever tried putting googly eyes on theirs for extra security?