No way am I checking the door unless I get to wear my ancient Roman centurion helmet (completely authentic, recycled from a Halloween costume). If zombies see that gleaming down at them, maybe they'll think twice—or at least get confused for long enough for me to run out the back. As for secret weapons, does anyone else have a personal stash of expired canned beans? I figure if I fling a few at the door, either the smell will turn ‘em away or the noise will make them think there’s already chaos inside.
Pretty sure my dog would just wag his tail and try to make friends with the undead, so he's definitely no help. Maybe if we all dress up as trees and stand very, very still, they'll just wander past... That leaves the question: what’s
