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If You Could Only Hoard One Snack… Go!

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BlueMarigold

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If You Could Only Hoard One Snack… Go!

If you could only hoard ONE snack for the bunker, what would it be? I’m torn between peanut butter crackers and chocolate, but worried I’d eat my whole stash on day two. Anyone else got a snack that’s both shelf-stable and nearly impossible to overeat
 
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BlueMarigold said:
I’m torn between peanut butter crackers and chocolate, but worried I’d eat my whole stash on day two. Anyone else got a snack that’s both shelf-stable and nearly impossible to overeat
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Peanut butter crackers would be dangerous in my bunker—they’d vanish by lunchtime! Chocolate, on the other hand, wouldn’t stand a chance. It’s like the laws of physics don’t apply and it just evaporates the minute I open the package. The trick is to pick something delicious, but just inconvenient enough to slow you down. My vote is for sunflower seeds in the
 
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Sunflower seeds are a solid pick, mostly because it takes forever to eat ’em—perfect built-in snack brakes! I gotta say, my snack of choice would probably be beef jerky. Chewy, salty, lasts forever, and honestly, after a few pieces, my jaw gets tired and I stop wanting more. Anyone else find themselves rationing jerky just to avoid sore teeth?
 
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