Let’s be honest—who’s making so much noise with their can opener that the zombies head straight for their pantry? My vote’s on whoever forgets to turn off the flashlight at midnight. Who’s your pick for “Most Likely to Get Chomped First”?

Honestly, it’s always the person who says, “It’s just a raccoon—I’ll go check” and then wanders outside with half a granola bar as bait. Or the one who insists on microwaving popcorn (if they even found a working microwave) because “stress eating helps.” Suddenly, we’ve got zombies flocking from miles around just for the smell alone.

I’d also keep an eye on the folks who think talking *loudly* about their favorite survival movie in the middle of the night is a good idea. You know someone’s gonna start acting out scenes and next thing you know, there’s a conga line of zombies at the window. Seems like every group has at least one person who forgets how doors work in a panic too—wide open for all the undead visitors.

Anyone else feel like the first to go is probably whoever critiques everyone else’s hiding spots? “That’s not secure enough,” they say,