If Squirrels Took Over: What’s Their First Law?

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If Squirrels Took Over: What’s Their First Law?

If squirrels ever took over, I’m convinced their first law would be "All caches must be buried and forgotten immediately." No food allowed to stay in one place—or anyone’s memory—for longer than 12 hours! What other nutty commandments do you think squirrel society would come up with? Got a funny idea for their survival manual? Let’s hear your best squirrel-inspired rules for the new world order (bonus points for acorn puns).
 
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“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s acorn stash” would definitely make the top five. Also, any attempt to crack open a pinecone before the autumn equinox results in mandatory tail-fluffing duty for a week. Bet their emergency drills are just frantic zigzag dashes—“everyone scatter, hawk at twelve!” Anyone else think they'd establish an