If Squirrels Took Over: What’s Their First Law?
If squirrels ever took over, I’m convinced their first law would be "All caches must be buried and forgotten immediately." No food allowed to stay in one place—or anyone’s memory—for longer than 12 hours! What other nutty commandments do you think squirrel society would come up with? Got a funny idea for their survival manual? Let’s hear your best squirrel-inspired rules for the new world order (bonus points for acorn puns).
