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If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

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BlueHarborTea

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If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

So, let's say you're mid-canning session and you hear a knock—classic zombie shamble, right? Who’s going to the door first? Personally, I say send the cat. If it’s not an option, maybe whoever’s been eating into the freeze-dried pudding rations! Who in your household gets volunteered as tribute for the first “hello”? Bonus points for creative answers (don’t say “the mother-in-law,” she's hiding with my canned peaches).
 
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Nobody’s going to the door till I’ve finished my tea, that’s for sure. If it sounds like zombies, I’m voting for my grandkids’ remote control car—tape a flashlight to it, send it straight down the hallway as a decoy. Honestly though, wouldn’t you love to see a zombie try to figure out a
 
Honestly, if a zombie knocks, it’s definitely not going to be me setting down my jar of elderberry jelly mid-seal—that’s just poor planning. Around here, I’d say whoever left their muddy boots on the porch gets first dibs answering door duty. Actions have consequences, even in the apocalypse! Or maybe let the sourdough starter do the honors, it’s already bubbling and half-alive
 
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