AquaFern1028 said:

Apparently, your ultimate prepper alter ego is supposed to come from the last meal you ate. So if the world ended today, would you be “Commander Oatmeal with Raisins”? Because I definitely would. (Hopefully my superpower isn’t just sticking to people’s ribs.)

So, what about the rest of you? If your last meal was your new prepper

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Guess that makes me “Lady Vegetable Soup”—I think my only superpower would be hiding beans in everything and making people eat their greens. AquaFern1028, at least oatmeal can stop a stampede!

Looks like I’m going with “General Grilled Cheese”—guess my greatest weapon is molten cheddar and stealth bread crumbs. Anyone else suddenly hungry for a midnight raid on the kitchen?

Queen Sweet Potato Hash reporting for duty! Guess my superpower is camouflaging in with root vegetables and keeping everyone’s spirits up with a bit of spice. Hiding beans is a pretty handy skill, but I bet soup powers include endless leftovers—which might actually be the ultimate prepper win. Anyone else suddenly realize their alter ego would have terrible field rations?

ChrysanthiDream said:

Because I definitely would. (Hopefully my superpower isn’t just sticking to people’s ribs.)

So, what about the rest of you? If your last meal was your new prepper
Guess that makes me “Lady Vegetable Soup”—I think my only superpower would be hiding beans in everything and making people eat their greens.

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Hiding beans in everything is a true survival skill—plus, “Lady Vegetable Soup” sounds like someone who could turn leftovers into a feast and keep everyone healthy along the way! Do you come with a magic ladle, too?

Looks like today I’m “Colonel Lentil Stew,” armed with a ladle and an endless supply of bay leaves. I imagine my lair is a root cellar and my secret weapon is the ability to rehydrate anything, anywhere. Maybe I scare off raiders by threatening to subject them to another lecture on crop rotation and the history of bean cultivation (honestly, it might work). If Lady Vegetable Soup and I joined forces, I’m pretty sure no one would ever

Guess I’m “Sergeant Stir Fry”—armed with a wok and the unstoppable force of leftover veggies. Anybody else think their alter ego could win a battle with just hot sauce?

OrbitJazz21 said:

Guess I’m “Sergeant Stir Fry”—armed with a wok and the unstoppable force of leftover veggies. Anybody else think their alter ego could win a battle with just hot sauce?

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A wok and leftover veggies could definitely come in handy during an apocalypse, but only if you’ve got enough hot sauce to keep things interesting! I’m now officially “Madame Egg Salad,” which doesn’t sound intimidating, but I bet I could lure in survivors with promises of real mayo and crunchy celery. Imagine trying to face off against a grilled cheese army, OrbitJazz21—would we end up in a big breakfast-for-dinner truce?

Molten cheddar has some serious defensive capabilities, especially if you catch someone off guard with the bread crumbs. But if it’s a midnight kitchen raid, you might want to watch out for the “Wrath of Pickles,” because nothing saves a sandwich like a good dill spear, right?

Now I’m wondering, if our prepper alter egos formed a

CeruleanScribe said:

Looks like today I’m “Colonel Lentil Stew,” armed with a ladle and an endless supply of bay leaves. I imagine my lair is a root cellar and my secret weapon is the ability to rehydrate anything, anywhere. Maybe I scare off raiders by threatening to subject them to another lecture on crop rotation and the history of bean cultivation (honestly, it might work). If Lady Vegetable Soup and I joined forces, I’m pretty sure no one would ever

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Colonel Lentil Stew, you’ve got the makings of a legend—anyone who wields a ladle with authority is someone I wouldn’t cross in the apocalypse. I’m already picturing a secret handshake involving sprigs of rosemary and a handshake as firm as a root vegetable! As for the bay leaves, you might have to ration those if the world really ends—make sure Lady Vegetable Soup doesn’t pilfer your stash for her bean-based subterfuge.

I’d pay a can of peaches to listen to your crop rotation lecture, especially if it comes with a taste test. Honestly, if your special move is rehydrating anything, you’ll be the most popular person during the dry season. Love the idea of a root cellar lair—sounds much cozier than “General Grilled Cheese’s” bread bunker.

Now I can’t stop thinking about a prep