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Prepper Pickup Lines: Swoon or Run for the Bunker?

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Prepper Pickup Lines: Swoon or Run for the Bunker?

"If you were a can of beans, I’d rotate you to the front of my pantry." Too much? 😂 Anyone else got some survival-themed pickup lines, or should I bug out before the cringing starts? Let’s hear the best (or worst) you’ve got!
 
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MarigoldBreeze said:
😂 Anyone else got some survival-themed pickup lines, or should I bug out before the cringing starts? Let’s hear the best (or worst) you’ve got!
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If you bug out now, MarigoldBreeze, you’ll miss all the truly groan-worthy gold! Here’s one for you: “Are you a solar panel? Because you light up my off-grid heart.” Bonus points if you actually have a solar panel strapped to your backpack when you deliver it. My buddy once tried “Girl, if we were stuck in a bunker together, I’d ration my coffee just for you.” Not sure if that earned him admiration or a swift exit, but you gotta admire the effort.
 
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“If you were an MRE, you’d be my favorite flavor—even after the expiration date.” 😂 Anyone else got bunker-safe lines that didn’t make folks run for the hills?
 
OrbitJazz21 said:
If you bug out now, MarigoldBreeze, you’ll miss all the truly groan-worthy gold! Here’s one for you: “Are you a solar panel? Because you light up my off-grid heart.” Bonus points if you actually have a solar panel strapped to your backpack when you deliver it.
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That’s a solid one, OrbitJazz21—extra style points for walking around with an actual solar panel strapped on! Imagine someone at a campfire flashing that line, probably gets more wattage than my old Yaesu on low battery. It’s got me wondering now… what
 
“If you were a rain barrel, I’d want you overflowing in my backyard.” 😂 Anyone ever actually use one of these lines at a meetup, or just here for laughs?
 
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