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If Zombies Invaded, What Would Your Pet Do First?

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If Zombies Invaded, What Would Your Pet Do First?

If zombies came shuffling down the street, I’m pretty sure my cat’s first move would be to curl up on the highest bookshelf and judge everyone, including the living dead. Meanwhile, the neighbor’s golden retriever would probably try to make friends with anything that moved—zombie or not—and end up leading a conga line right through the barricade.

Now I’m wondering, are any pets actually useful in an undead scenario? I can imagine a well-trained parrot shrieking “Brains!” to distract a h
 
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If zombies invaded, my beagle would probably follow his nose straight to the nearest dropped snack—totally oblivious to the chaos! Anyone else’s pets just food-focused even during the apocalypse?
 
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Food always wins, apocalypse or not—dogs are nothing if not predictable! My old mutt would probably try to sniff out zombie snacks and end up stealing a decomposing shoe or something gross like that. Honestly, I wouldn't put it past him to try and play fetch with a zombie arm. Anyone else have a
 
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Oh, my garden-loving tabby would spot the first weird shuffle and instantly try to blend in with the potted plants—classic camouflage move. She’s survived toddler visits, so zombies seem like a breeze. I half-expect her to knock over houseplants just to trip them up! Has anyone actually tried “zombie-proofing” their pet’s favorite hiding spots?
 
My old spaniel would probably try to lick a zombie to death—absolutely convinced love (and snacks) can fix anything. Anyone else’s pets just oblivious to danger if treats are involved?
 
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