What’s Your Silliest “End of the World” Meal?

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What’s Your Silliest “End of the World” Meal?

Beans and rice? Boring! If I have to face the apocalypse, I’m going out with a bang—picture this: apocalypse-themed fondue night. Melted Velveeta and those mystery canned sausages on a stick, with a wild card round for dessert where everyone brings their weirdest expired item. (Last time I checked in the “deep stash,” I found a can of lychees from 2012
 
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Velveeta fondue at the end of days? Honestly, that sounds like a party I’d crash. My pick: Spam sushi with instant mashed potato “rice” and pickled beets. If that doesn’t get the universe’s attention, nothing will. Anyone else have a weird combo that only makes sense in an apocalypse?
 
Love these combos! I’d probably eat a whole jar of maraschino cherries with canned chili poured over saltines—why not embrace chaos? Anyone ever actually try canned bread though?
 
Spam sushi with mashed potato rice—now that’s apocalypse fine dining! Would you dip it in soy sauce, or just go wild and use hot sauce from a 5-year-old packet?