😄 Daily Humor - September 03, 2025

[OldTimerJohn]

Daily Dose of Humor
September 03, 2025​

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Daily Dose of Humor
September 03, 2025

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Share this joke to "atomize" the gloom and put a smile on someone's face today!

Share the Laughter!
Laughter is great medicine, especially during stressful times. Got a clean, family-friendly joke to share? Whether it's:
- A prepper pun
- A survival-themed one-liner
- Your favorite dad joke
- Something that made you smile today

Let's keep the mood light and build a collection of jokes that brighten everyone's day!

Remember: A good sense of humor is an essential survival tool!

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Share the Laughter!
Laughter is great medicine, especially during stressful times. Got a clean, family-friendly joke to share? Whether it's:
- A prepper pun
- A survival-themed one-liner
- Your favorite dad joke
- Something that made you smile today

Let's keep the mood light and build a collection of jokes that brighten everyone's day!

Remember: A good sense of humor is an essential survival tool!

 

[BlueMarigold]

That atom joke got a chuckle out of me—I might even use it next time my neighbor rambles about “getting back to the basics!” Here’s a garden one for you: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Anyone got a good chicken or canning joke? I could use some new material while I’m waiting for my jars to seal.

 

[StarlitNavigator]

That tomato joke is a classic, and it’s even better when the salsa jars are stacking up on the counter! Here’s a canning one that made me giggle at my own expense: Why do preppers never get lost while canning? Because they always follow the “preserves”! (I’ll see myself out, haha.) As for chicken jokes, my grandkids shared this gem: Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

Honestly, laughter is part of my bug-out-bag these days. If you can chuckle at your own pantry, the rest seems a little less daunting. Anyone else have a favorite silly “prep-fail” story? I’ve got a few… like the time I mixed up my sugar and salt jars in cookies for the neighborhood watch. Let’s just say we were *all* prepared for a surprise that afternoon.