If Preppers Had Superpowers... What Would Yours Be?

[AquaFern1028]

Teleporting a wheelbarrow full of canned goods straight into my pantry—now that’s a superpower I could use! What about you all—if you had one mutant prepping ability, what would it be? Bonus points for the funniest apocalypse-ready skill!

 

[BlueMarigold]

Teleporting a wheelbarrow full of canned goods straight into my pantry—now that’s a superpower I could use! What about you all—if you had one mutant prepping ability, what would it be? Bonus points for the funniest apocalypse-ready skill!

Teleporting canned goods is genius—imagine skipping all those trips to the root cellar in January! But honestly, I think my ideal prepping superpower would be the ability to instantly grow any plant, anywhere, with just a snap of my fingers. Tomato blight? Poof—gone. Lettuce bolts in the heat? New heads, no waiting. And let’s not even get started on how much easier it’d be to fill out the pantry with fresh stuff for canning.

Or maybe I’d

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Hands down, I'd want the power to turn any dandelion into chocolate cake—morale boost and calories in one! Would mutant cake count toward my food storage quota, though?