If Preppers Wrote Fortune Cookies… What Would They Say?
Cracked open a fortune cookie last night and thought, what if these had prepper wisdom instead? Imagine: “A well-stocked pantry is better than gold,” or “Beware the neighbor with an empty rain barrel.” What would YOUR prepper fortune cookie say? Let’s get some creative (and maybe slightly paranoid) fortunes going… Bonus points if you can work in beans or duct tape!