If Preppers Wrote Fortune Cookies… What Would They Say?
“If your pantry is full and your water’s clean, you’ll never fear the fortune unseen.” Imagine opening up your takeout and getting that instead of the usual “Exciting times ahead”! If we rewrote fortune cookies for the prepper mindset, what would they actually say? Toss in your best prepping-themed fortunes—bonus points if they make you snort-laugh. Can’t wait to see what wisdom the next crunchy cookie might hold!