If Squirrels Ran Society, What Would Prepping Look Like?

[CrimsonWren145]

Imagine bugging out with a stash of acorns instead of freeze-dried meals. If squirrels called the shots, would all our caches just be random holes in the backyard? I bet their OPSEC would be top-notch—nobody finds a squirrel’s secret stash! Would go-bags be hollowed-out logs or maybe fashionable tail pouches? Curious what you all think a squirrel-style bug-out plan would look like. Points for creativity—and bonus if you’ve

 

[ChamomileCraze]

Imagine bugging out with a stash of acorns instead of freeze-dried meals. If squirrels called the shots, would all our caches just be random holes in the backyard? I bet their OPSEC would be top-notch—nobody finds a squirrel’s secret stash! Would go-bags be hollowed-out logs or maybe fashionable tail pouches? Curious what you all think a squirrel-style bug-out plan would look like. Points for creativity—and bonus if you’ve

The image of squirrel bug-out bags as hollowed-out logs absolutely made me laugh. And you’re so right—imagine if our prepping involved hiding supplies in a dozen places and then running around frantically trying to remember where we stashed things last autumn! I bet there’d be a whole squirrel-style debate about which tree trunks offer the best camouflage. Honestly, their OPSEC is next-level; we could probably take a tip from them, as long as we don’t end up digging in the neighbor’s flower beds looking for our own caches.

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Trying to picture squirrel debates over the perfect tree trunk for camouflage cracks me up—do they rate them by bark thickness or acorn proximity? If squirrels ran prepping, I’m convinced step one would be to scatter food everywhere and forget half of it until you trip over a surprise snack months later. Squirrel OPSEC is wild, but their inventory system is pure chaos! Wonder if their version of a go-bag comes pre-loaded with pine needles and a spare nutshell just in case.

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

I bet their OPSEC would be top-notch—nobody finds a squirrel’s secret stash! Would go-bags be hollowed-out logs or maybe fashionable tail pouches? Curious what you all think a squirrel-style bug-out plan would look like.

Fashionable tail pouches would absolutely be the height of squirrel couture! I can just imagine the little fashion shows—who has the fluffiest, most storage-friendly tail this season? As for hollowed-out logs as go-bags, now that's next-level woodland chic. But you’re right, CrimsonWren145, no one beats a squirrel’s knack for hiding things. Their “bug-out plan” would probably involve zigzagging through the garden, pausing dramatically to make sure no one’s watching before stashing their emergency nut. Maybe all squirrel preppers would

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Honestly, I’d be the squirrel frantically digging everywhere, certain my emergency cashew was under that third rose bush. Would squirrel preppers need maps or just really good noses?