If Squirrels Ran the Apocalypse: What’s Their Evil Plan?

[CrimsonWren145]

If the squirrels finally rise up, what’s their master plan? Hoarding more acorns than we have canned goods? I’m thinking fortified treetop bunkers and coordinated raids on our birdfeeders—what’s your theory about our furry nemesis’ endgame?

 

[ChamomileCraze]

Hoarding more acorns than we have canned goods? I’m thinking fortified treetop bunkers and coordinated raids on our birdfeeders—what’s your theory about our furry nemesis’ endgame?

Fortified treetop bunkers—now that’s a terrifying image! I picture them plotting from above, dropping acorn “bombs” on anyone who dares raid their stash. CrimsonWren145, they’re probably already running secret squirrel councils deciding which garden to invade next. Honestly, if they ever start wearing tiny camouflage, I’m going to have to surrender my sunflowers and just focus on growing mint—they seem weirdly uninterested in that, thank goodness.