If Squirrels Ruled the Apocalypse: What’s Their First Law?
If the squirrels take over after the world goes nuts, pretty sure their first law would be “All acorns belong to the crown.” Can you imagine bugging out and having to pay a toll in nuts just to get past a tree? What other insane squirrel laws would we have to prep for? I’m thinking mandatory tail grooming before dawn, or maybe rationing peanut butter like it’s gold. Let’s hear your funniest squirrel society rules!