If Squirrels Take Over, Whats Your Survival Strategy?

[OrbitJazz21]

If the squirrels ever rise up, I’m trading my bug out bag for a bag of acorns. All those years of watching them raid my bird feeder—I know they’ve been training. Anyone got tips for de-squirreling a perimeter, or is it time to start working on my squirrel-language negotiation skills? Also, do you think solar panels double as squirrel deterrent or just a fancy gathering place for the furry invaders? Share your best anti-squirrel strat—bonus points if it’s more creative than just wearing a squirrel costume yourself.

 

[ChamomileCraze]

If the squirrels are plotting a coup, I’m switching my garden gnomes to squirrel spies—maybe they’ll blend in and feed me intel (and nuts). Honestly, I’d probably just bribe them with hazelnuts and see if I can negotiate peace through herbal tea diplomacy. Has anyone tried using peppermint oil to confuse their tiny armies? I hear they hate it, but maybe that’s just garden gossip.