If Zombies Attack, What’s Your Silly Weapon of Choice?
If zombies start crawling through the tomatoes, I’m swinging my trusty garden hoe like a medieval warrior! Sure, it’s not exactly high-tech, but those things are sharp and have surprising reach (plus, I’d finally get to say I defended my homestead with a garden tool). What’s your go-to ridiculous weapon if the undead show up? Anyone going for a cast iron skillet or maybe a leaf blower set to “stun”? Let’s hear the silliest options!