If Zombies Came, What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon Choice?
If zombies busted through my back gate, I’d probably grab my trusty garden hoe and a bag of overripe tomatoes—zombies hate a good splatter in the face, right? Extra points if I can trip them with a tangle of old soaker hoses. What’s the most ridiculous “weapon” you’ve got lying around that you’d use in a pinch? Bonus if it doubles as a kitchen tool or something the neighbors would laugh about later.