If Zombies Came, Who’d Get Eaten First—And Why?
Let’s settle this: in a zombie apocalypse, are the folks who insist on cooking gourmet freeze-dried meals getting chomped first, or is it the ones who can’t leave their generator manuals behind? Personally, I think it’s anyone who stops to alphabetize their seeds mid-escape. Who do you think the zombies would find tastiest right off the bat—and for what hilarious reason? Bonus points for creative answers.