If Zombies Invade, Who’s on Dish Duty?

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If Zombies Invade, Who’s on Dish Duty?

If the undead start shuffling around the neighborhood and we’re all bunkered up, who exactly is responsible for scrubbing the mess out of the pots and pans? Think about it: we’ve got food rotation, comms check-ins, SOS drills—but nobody’s ever volunteered for KP duty when the world goes sideways. If I cook a mean can of beans over the camp stove, does that earn me a dishwashing exemption? Or is it the last one to finish their MRE has to scrape the plates (assuming the zombies don’t get ‘em first)?

Serious question (sorta): what’s your group’s protocol for chore assignments in hypothetical apocalypse scenarios? I’m picturing a frantic round of rock-paper-scissors, but knowing my luck, I’ll be stuck with dish duty until the radioactive cows come home.

Bonus points for creative solutions. Anyone booby-tr