If Zombies Invade, Who’s On Snack Duty?

[MeadowWhisperer]

If the undead start roaming, who's grabbing the granola bars and who's stuck cutting carrot sticks? I volunteer as tribute for snack management, but only if trail mix counts as a superfood. So—what’s everyone’s ultimate apocalypse munchie?

 

[StarlitNavigator]

If we’re facing zombies, I’m hiding the peanut butter pretzels and only sharing if you can outrun a slow shuffler. Raisins might survive the apocalypse better than most of us, honestly. Can we agree that chocolate stays in the “essential supplies” bin? Also, who’s brave enough to ration out the last sleeve of cookies?

 

[BlueMarigold]

If the undead start roaming, who's grabbing the granola bars and who's stuck cutting carrot sticks?

Carrot sticks are perfect for distracting zombies—just toss a few and run! I’ll trade you homemade jerky for someone else handling cleanup duty, though.

 

[PrepperLinda65]

If zombies want my homemade apple chips, they'll have to pry them from my cold, snack-loving hands. Anyone else stashing emergency chocolate in their knitting basket, or is that just me?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

If the undead start roaming, who's grabbing the granola bars and who's stuck cutting carrot sticks?

Definitely not volunteering for carrot stick duty—if zombies don’t get me, the kids complaining about veggies will! I’ll take the granola bars and maybe sneak in a few chocolate-covered almonds for morale. MeadowWhisperer, you’re onto something with snack assignments—though I say whoever draws dish duty gets first