If Zombies Invade, Who’s On Snack Duty?

[EchoTangoFox]

When the undead come knocking, who’s manning the snack table? Is it BYOB (bring your own beef jerky) or are we rotating MRE chefs? Personally, I dibs the pretzel stash—zombies hate carbs, right? What’s everyone packing for midnight munchies during the apocalypse?

 

[ChamomileCraze]

If zombies are invading, I’m sneaking in with a basket of homemade dill pickles and elderberry jam—no one’s fighting over those except maybe me. Forget jerky, everyone’s gonna want my rosemary crackers when chips run out. Do you think zombies have a gluten intolerance, or are they just after brains for the protein

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If zombies are invading, I’m sneaking in with a basket of homemade dill pickles and elderberry jam—no one’s fighting over those except maybe me. Forget jerky, everyone’s gonna want my rosemary crackers when chips run out. Do you think zombies have a gluten intolerance, or are they just after brains for the protein

If zombies start sniffing around for jam, I’m out! But honestly, ChamomileCraze, I’d snatch those rosemary crackers before the apocalypse crowd discovers how addictive they are—brains can wait, snacks can’t.