If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Ridiculous Battle Cry?

[GarnetDusk]

If the undead come shambling, I'm shouting “Compost THIS!” while flinging my garden trowel. Anybody else got a battle cry that’s totally absurd? Bonus points if you can work in chickens or duct tape.

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

“Peck your doom, foul fiends!”—shouted while swinging a broom covered in duct tape and trailing a line of rubber chickens behind me for dramatic effect. Can’t say the zombies would know what hit ‘em but the neighbors probably would move out. What’s scarier, zombies or a retired guy with poultry on a string?

 

[ChamomileCraze]

“Herbs and hens, unite!” while brandishing a bouquet of sage in one hand and a chicken harnessed in duct tape in the other. Do you think zombies fear oregano?