If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Ridiculous First Move?
First thing I’d do? Probably lure the zombies into my backyard with a trail of carrot sticks, then try to teach them a basic gardening class. If that failed, I’d resort to fashioning a scarecrow outfit and see if blending in buys me enough time to harvest my tomatoes. What’s the most ridiculous “first move” you’d make—does anyone else have a goofy zombie defense plan, or am I the only one prepping with compost and sheer optimism?