If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon?
Picture it: you hear a groan at the window and realize it’s finally happened—zombies everywhere. Maybe you’re out of ammo, maybe your hatchet’s in the shop. What everyday object are you grabbing for your “last line of ridiculous defense”? Personally, I’d wield a telescoping radio antenna. Not much for stopping power, but I could at least poke the undead and try to tune in some static while I’m at it. Bonus points if they trip over the coax cable.
What off-the-wall weapon are you picking and why? Extra credit for creativity or totally impractical designs (looking at you, slingshot loaded with canned ham). Are you wrapping your car keys in socks and going full nunchucks, or just swinging that giant novelty foam finger you never threw away from the game? Let’s see who can come up with the most outlandish (but hilarious) zombie-buster!
What off-the-wall weapon are you picking and why? Extra credit for creativity or totally impractical designs (looking at you, slingshot loaded with canned ham). Are you wrapping your car keys in socks and going full nunchucks, or just swinging that giant novelty foam finger you never threw away from the game? Let’s see who can come up with the most outlandish (but hilarious) zombie-buster!