If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Silliest Defense?
If a zombie horde came shambling through my backyard, I’d be out there with my saxophone, blasting out the highest notes I know—see if I can stun ‘em with some good old jazz! If that didn’t work, I’d set up disco lights hooked to my solar rig and try to hypnotize them into a dance-off. Anybody else got a ridiculous defense plan? Maybe booby-trapped garden gnomes or a chicken army? Let’s hear the wildest stuff