If Zombies Knock: What’s Your Silliest Distraction Tactic?

[EchoTangoFox]

If a horde starts banging down the door, I’m grabbing the karaoke machine and blasting “Baby Shark” on repeat. Pretty sure even the undead can’t handle that. What’s your go-to zombie distraction play—rubber chickens, dancing inflatables, or something even more ridiculous?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

A garden gnome army set up in a conga line with disco lights—zombies won't know whether to join in or run away! Anyone tried bubble machines against the undead?