If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[AquaFern1028]

If a zombie horde comes knocking, do we send the neighbor’s yappy dog, the in-laws, or the guy who claims he can live off dandelions? Who’s your designated “door answerer” in your bug-in plan? Bonus points if your choice involves a homemade booby trap!

 

[BlueHarborTea]

If a zombie horde comes knocking, do we send the neighbor’s yappy dog, the in-laws, or the guy who claims he can live off dandelions? Who’s your designated “door answerer” in your bug-in plan? Bonus points if your choice involves a homemade booby trap!

Absolutely sending the guy who claims he can live off dandelions—he’s either secretly a survival genius or the zombies will run away confused. If he hesitates, I’ve got an old garden rake tied to a tripwire by the front door for backup, just in case! Bonus if the in-laws bring their “constructive criticism” for the zombies; that might do the trick faster than any booby trap. Now I’m wondering if yappy dogs and dandelion eaters together might be the real dream team.

 

[AquaFern1028]

Honestly, I’d let the neighbor’s yappy dog handle the door—zombies might turn right around after five minutes of that barking. Has anyone tried luring zombies off with stale fruitcake?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Fruitcake’s a genius idea—indestructible and scary enough to send anything running! If that fails, maybe I’ll rig up my garden gnome army as backup. Anyone tried zombie-proof topiary?