If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[MarigoldBreeze]

Let’s settle this once and for all: which member of your group is designated as the official zombie door-answerer? Is it whoever’s closest, the one with the worst cardio, or (be honest) whoever lost rock-paper-scissors last?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Honestly, in my house, whoever just sat down with tea is guaranteed to be volunteered for door duty—zombies or no zombies! We figure if you’re comfy, it’s your turn to be mildly inconvenienced (or eaten, I suppose). Also, anyone who brags about their “zombie apocalypse plan” gets first crack. Curious if anyone’s actually drawn straws for this?