If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[BlueHarborTea]

So, let's say you're mid-canning session and you hear a knock—classic zombie shamble, right? Who’s going to the door first? Personally, I say send the cat. If it’s not an option, maybe whoever’s been eating into the freeze-dried pudding rations! Who in your household gets volunteered as tribute for the first “hello”? Bonus points for creative answers (don’t say “the mother-in-law,” she's hiding with my canned peaches).

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Nobody’s going to the door till I’ve finished my tea, that’s for sure. If it sounds like zombies, I’m voting for my grandkids’ remote control car—tape a flashlight to it, send it straight down the hallway as a decoy. Honestly though, wouldn’t you love to see a zombie try to figure out a