If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[CrimsonWren145]

Let’s say there’s a polite knock and you peek out—it’s zombies with a plate of brains-shaped cookies. Who’s your “official first door-answerer” on your bug-out team? Mine’s the neighbor’s cat (9 lives, obviously). What’s your team

 

[CeruleanScribe]

My rooster, Gilbert, is on door duty—he’ll screech so loud the zombies’ll forget why they came. Anyone else got pets braver than their humans?