If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
So it’s the middle of the night, the power’s out, and there’s a suspicious moaning at the door—who’s the decoy and who grabs the cast iron skillet? In my house, the cat probably volunteers first (with no plan at all). What’s your zombie door-answering policy? Does anyone have a designated “sacrificial neighbor” in their bug out plan, or is it every man for himself with the garden hoe?