If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door?
Let’s say you’re halfway through canning your famous blackberry jam and there’s a knock on the door. You peek through the window and—yep, it’s zombies. Not the neighbor kids selling cookies, actual undead, shuffling about with questionable hygiene and zero respect for personal space.
Who in your household is “volunteering” to answer the door? Do we send the dog as a decoy, lure them away with leftover sourdough starter, or just grab the nearest garden spade and channel our inner survival movie star? I’ve got a batch of extra-potent elderberry syrup—think it might work as a zombie repellant, or should I stick to using it on humans?
Curious what kind of wacky plans or “non-lethal” zombie deterrents everyone’s got stashed away. Anyone rig up a garden gnome tripwire or train the chickens as a distraction squad? Let’s have your best (or silli
Who in your household is “volunteering” to answer the door? Do we send the dog as a decoy, lure them away with leftover sourdough starter, or just grab the nearest garden spade and channel our inner survival movie star? I’ve got a batch of extra-potent elderberry syrup—think it might work as a zombie repellant, or should I stick to using it on humans?
Curious what kind of wacky plans or “non-lethal” zombie deterrents everyone’s got stashed away. Anyone rig up a garden gnome tripwire or train the chickens as a distraction squad? Let’s have your best (or silli