If Zombies Knock, Who’s On Door Duty?
Picture this: You’re enjoying your stockpile of home-canned peaches, and there’s a suspicious moaning outside. Zombies! Now, who’s actually getting up to peek through the peephole? The youngest and fastest? Someone with the best running shoes? Or do you just draw straws and hope the unlucky one remembered to grab the bat by the door?
Around our place, I keep saying the dog should be first responder, but he’s more likely to beg treats from the undead than actually guard the door. I’ve considered pasting labels on everyone—“Bargaining Unit: Negotiator, Dis
Around our place, I keep saying the dog should be first responder, but he’s more likely to beg treats from the undead than actually guard the door. I’ve considered pasting labels on everyone—“Bargaining Unit: Negotiator, Dis