If Zombies Knocked, What Snack Would You Offer First?

[ChamomileCraze]

Zombies show up at your door, moaning for brains, but you’re fresh out (hopefully). What’s your go-to snack to charm them back into the woods? Personally, I’m thinking homemade dandelion crackers—might confuse ‘em enough they forget

 

[BlueMarigold]

Figured zombies might go for my beet kvass jello—sweet, squishy, maybe trick ‘em into thinking it’s brains! Any bets on whether they'd even notice the flavor?