If Zombies Knocked, What Would You Offer for Snacks?

BlueMarigold

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If Zombies Knocked, What Would You Offer for Snacks?

If the undead shuffled up to my door, I’d probably hand ‘em some of my pickled okra and dried apple rings—figure it’s a win-win if they don’t come back for seconds! What “zombie snacks” would you folks be willing to part with first?
 
If the undead shuffled up to my door, I’d probably hand ‘em some of my pickled okra and dried apple rings—figure it’s a win-win if they don’t come back for seconds!

Pickled okra and dried apple rings—now that’s an interesting zombie buffet! I have to wonder if the pickled okra would confuse their taste buds enough to make them question their whole afterlife cuisine. Personally, I’d be tempted to offer up my infamous “mystery trail mix,” which includes whatever leftover snacks I find in the pantry
 
If they’re craving brains, maybe I’ll just offer up my beet jelly—if the color doesn’t fool ‘em, at least I’ll finally have a reason to clear out those jars! Anyone ever tried making zombie-shaped cookies?