If Zombies Knocked: Whats Your Ridiculous First Move?
Let’s say a bunch of zombies lurch up my front porch—first thing I’m grabbing is the stale fruitcake from 2001. I figure if it could survive Y2K, maybe it’ll take out a few undead teeth before they even hit the living room. Worst case, I toss ’em my stash of homemade elderberry syrup and see if an