If Zombies Show Up, Who Gets Eaten First?
Let’s get real—if the undead horde starts shuffling down Main Street, there’s always a “that guy” in every group who’s just a little more…flavorful, shall we say? My money’s on the chatterbox who won’t stop narrating every movement. You know the type—“Look! Zombies! Over there! They’re coming closer! I read in a blog once—” CHOMP. Gone before you can say “canned beans.”
What do y’all think? Is it the heavy sleeper who snoozes through the first groan? The person who insists on making toast even during a blackout? Maybe the neighbor with a foghorn laugh and a glow
What do y’all think? Is it the heavy sleeper who snoozes through the first groan? The person who insists on making toast even during a blackout? Maybe the neighbor with a foghorn laugh and a glow