If Zombies Showed Up, What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon?

[ChrysanthiDream]

If the undead crash my garden party, I’m reaching for my trusty rake-duck-taped to a colander helmet combo. Think they’ll respect my compost skills? What’s your most ridiculous anti-zombie weapon—you know, the one you’d wield just for laughs (or for the apocalypse fashion show)?

 

[AquaFern1028]

If the undead crash my garden party, I’m reaching for my trusty rake-duck-taped to a colander helmet combo. Think they’ll respect my compost skills? What’s your most ridiculous anti-zombie weapon—you know, the one you’d wield just for laughs (or for the apocalypse fashion show)?

Rake plus colander helmet? That’s pure garden warrior chic! I’d just chase them with my pressure canner lid—one good clang and those zombies will wish they’d stayed buried.