If Zombies Showed Up, Who’s Getting Eaten First?
Let’s be honest, in every survival group there’s that one person who can’t find the can opener or thinks camouflage means wearing neon. In a sudden zombie outbreak, who’s getting chomped first? My money’s on the guy who never rotates his bug-out bag snacks and yells “What’s that noise?” every five minutes. Anyone else have a theory—or a confession? Would love to hear who you think is zombie bait and why!