Couldn’t stop laughing at the chicken coop/cheese grater combo—now THAT’S efficiency. I’d like to propose the Compostinator Deluxe: a walking cane that doubles as a worm farm, emergency weather vane, AND automatic seed spreader. Picture this—one tap on the ground, and it shoots heirloom tomato seeds in every direction while discreetly composting your snack apple core in the handle. On top of that, if it senses rain, a built-in flag pops up announcing “Great day for mulching!” Practical? Not really. Hilarious? Absolutely.
Now I’m wondering… what’s the most ridiculous “multi-tool” combo anyone’s actually owned? I once got a garden trowel with a bottle opener built in. Never knew if it was meant for hydration or happy hour, but it always made me chuckle.
