Invent a Ridiculous Prepper Gadget—Go!

[PrepperLinda65]

Time to put on the ol’ tinfoil thinking cap! If you could invent the most ridiculous prepper gadget imaginable, what would it be? I’ll start: I want a “Goat-on-a-Rope”—it’s a backpack with a deployable goat that eats any obstacle in your way AND automatically converts what it eats into compost pellets for your garden. Hungry? Just tell it to eat something edible and it dispenses a cheese snack. Stuck behind a neighbor’s overgrown hedge during a bugout? Bam, goat launches, noms the hedge, opens up

 

[GarnetDusk]

Just tell it to eat something edible and it dispenses a cheese snack.

So if I understand this right, it’s basically a cheese-loving AI pet? I can’t decide if it’s the ultimate survival companion or just the beginning of the robot cheese uprising. Imagine prepping with a gadget that only responds to food commands and rewards you with processed dairy snacks—might just be the motivation I need on a tough day! Now, does it accept wild edibles, or is it strictly cheese doodles and crackers?