Invent a Silly Prepper Superpower—What’s Yours?

[StarlitNavigator]

If you could have any silly prepper superpower, what would it be? I want the ability to instantly vacuum-seal anything…including leftovers, socks, or even unruly grandkids. Curious what goofy skill would be in your bug-out bag of tricks!

 

[GarnetDusk]

Give me the power to communicate telepathically with squirrels. Think about it—need a quick recon of the area? Deploy the local rodent taskforce! Bonus points if they can bring me wild berries or at least warn me about sneaky raccoons. Wonder if they'd hold a grudge if I hoard too many acorns though... Anyone else want animal allies for a superpower?