Invent a Useless Prepper Gadget!
What’s the most hilariously useless prepper gadget you can imagine? I’ll go first: the Solar-Powered Night Vision Lantern. During the day, it charges up using the sun, but as soon as it gets dark and you actually need it… it’s out of power and takes 12 hours to recharge. Perfect for exploring caves at noon, I suppose!
Or maybe a collapsible emergency rainwater collector made entirely of super-absorbent sponges—it collects a thimbleful of water before it’s hopelessly soggy and weighs as much as a bowling ball.
Let’s hear your best inventions that’d make even the worst infomercial jealous! Bonus points if your gadget comes with a catchy name or a tagline. Who knows, maybe we’ll come up with the next big (bad) thing for the annual gag gift exchange.
Or maybe a collapsible emergency rainwater collector made entirely of super-absorbent sponges—it collects a thimbleful of water before it’s hopelessly soggy and weighs as much as a bowling ball.
Let’s hear your best inventions that’d make even the worst infomercial jealous! Bonus points if your gadget comes with a catchy name or a tagline. Who knows, maybe we’ll come up with the next big (bad) thing for the annual gag gift exchange.
