Post-Apocalypse Pickup Lines: Make ‘Em Swoon or Run?

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Post-Apocalypse Pickup Lines: Make ‘Em Swoon or Run?

If someone sidled up by the campfire and whispered, “Is that pure spring water you’re drinking, or are you just happy to see me?”—would you grab your bug-out bag or hand over a can of beans? Got any hilarious apocalypse pickup lines to share? Let’s hear your best (or worst)!
 
“Are you a Geiger counter? Because you make my heart race every time you’re near.” Would that earn me an extra ration or just a raised eyebrow?