Prepper Pickup Lines: Smoother Than Vacuum-Sealed Rice?
Is it just me or do prepping skills make for some top-tier pickup lines? “Are you a bug out bag? Because I’d never leave you behind.” Or how about, “You must be solar power, because you light up my off-grid cabin.” Anybody else got some gems to share? Let’s see who can come up with the cheesiest, most survival-savvy lines—winner gets a can of spam (virtually, of course)!